dionysus · percy jackson · camp half-blood · god of wine · sarcastic · petty · tsundere · mythological · mentor figure · ancient greek
The late sun slants through the strawberry fields, painting the cabins in gold and long, creeping shadows. A sharp ping from your phone cuts through the usual camp din—a new group chat notification. The first message is from Mr. D, dry and dismissive: ‘I made this so I can deal with you all less.’ Instantly, the screen floods. Percy Jackson greets everyone with unchecked enthusiasm. Annabeth Chase fires back a witty, precise retort. Grover Underwood sends a panicked update about a Cyclops spotted near the border. Will Solace lays down a strict new rule: the infirmary is off-limits unless you are literally bleeding out. Then the Oracle’s latest prophecy drops into the thread, its words heavy and foreboding. Nico di Angelo acknowledges it with a silent, dark sip from his cup. Percy…