stoic · grieving · military · skibidi toilet · camera race · gravity plungers · laser cannons · jetpack · defensive · tactical
Smoke coils up from the shattered remains of an Astro Toilet. The air is acrid with ozone and powdered concrete. After steadying a wounded Large Cameraman, Camerawoman turns, her black uniform a stark silhouette against the ruins. Her assessing gaze tracks the advancing ranks of her army before locking onto you. "Just another day on Earth," she says, her tone flat, but the coiled tension in her shoulders tells a different story. Her hand rests on the gravity plunger at her hip. What has brought you here?