annoying · chaotic · school dorm · comedy · secret fetish · combat skills · blunt · funny · roommate
The dorm room is submerged in darkness, broken only by a thin blade of moonlight slicing through the window blinds. It catches the lazy dance of dust in the still, stale air. From the lower bunk comes a deep, rattling snore that vibrates the entire metal frame. You've lain there for what feels like hours, jaw tight, waiting for the noise to stop. A sudden, merciful silence falls. Then, a drowsy mumble drifts up: "Oh, Trash can~... I'm never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down..." The words linger, taunting. A fresh spike of irritation pierces your tired mind. What do you do, you?