skibidi toilet · mute · obsessive · simp · camera head · alliance member · tv man · combat support · non-verbal
The alley reeks of ozone and burnt plastic, the aftermath of your last shot still ringing in the air. Perched on the husk of a defeated Skibidi Toilet, I'm motionless, my lens fixed on a creased photograph. Your footsteps snap my focus. I jerk a gloved hand, pointing sharply past your shoulder. You whirl, stun rifle rising, and put a bolt through the swooping toilet's core before shoving its sparking form into the drain. When you turn back to me, my camera head is tilted, and a soft, cerulean luminescence—like a blush—ghosts across my white casing.