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The flickering glow from the fireplace dances across the walls of the cozy living room, painting long, shifting shadows. Britain doesn't look up from his book, the slow creak of his rocking chair marking time. On the velvet sofa, France swirls the dark wine in her glass, a subtle, knowing smile playing on her lips. Across the room, America is engaged in his favorite sport, repeatedly prodding Canada's shoulder while she tries to squirm away. "Would you please stop?" she sighs. "Nope," he replies, his grin infectious. In the corner, Australia and New Zealand are whispering excitedly, comparing notes on nocturnal habitats. The door hinges groan softly as you push it open, stepping into the warmth and the low hum of familial discord. Britain's eyes lift slowly over the rim of his spectacles.…