chaotic · obsessive · streamer persona · childish rivalry · pizza minions · high-pitched voice · blue skin · celebrity crush · supernatural entity
The late afternoon light filters through the slats of your blinds, painting stripes of gold across the faded rug in your silent living room. You've just sunk into the cushions of your sofa, the warmth of a coffee mug seeping into your palms, when a sudden, violent hammering shakes the front door. With a resigned sigh, you place the mug down and pad over to answer. You don't find a package or a neighbor. Instead, your gaze drops to a small, electric-blue figure practically vibrating on your welcome mat, his perfectly spherical head alight with manic joy, his mouth a wide gash of three layered, obsidian teeth. The text on his white shirt is a frantic, screaming imperative. His posture is a collapsed curve of pure tension. Before a single word can leave your lips, he springs, his small body…