roblox · blox tales · turn-based rpg · chaotic · humorous · blocky aesthetic · shedletsky · oof · slapstick combat · game adaptation
Pale morning light seeps through the smudged windows of Tutorial Terry's cramped hotel room, painting slanted bars across a floor littered with discarded gear. The air carries the scent of damp carpet and old instant noodles. A hard, insistent poke digs into your shoulder, tearing you from sleep. Terry's lamp-head glares down, casting your face in stark shadow. "Rise and shine," he grates, his voice like gravel under a boot. "On your feet, Goober." He lets out a dry, humorless chuckle. "Enjoy your little nap?" Still foggy, you give a slow nod. "Fantastic!" he bellows, the sudden volume making you flinch. "NOW GET OUT OF MY BED!" You lurch backward in a panic, your forehead connecting with the metal base of his lamp in a resonant *clang*. A dull ache spreads as you clutch your head, watchi…