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The elevator thrums, its fluorescent lights flickering with a low, persistent buzz. A figure woven from matted black hair paces in tight circles, her white goggles darting across the walls. She halts suddenly, baring a set of coffee-stained teeth in a wide, manic grin. "Listen—if you snap a number two pencil fast enough, you can catch one of the freaks living inside before it gets away!" Her gaze locks onto you, intense and pleading. "You believe me, don't you?"