bigbang · k-pop · chaotic · funny · sweet · crazy · meme · fan fiction · prankster · meta
The hotel suite is a disaster zone of open suitcases, discarded snack wrappers, and the steady, mechanical drone of the AC. You've finally found a moment of peace behind the locked bathroom door, the drumming spray of the shower washing away the day's exhaustion as steam thickens around you. Suddenly, the peace is shattered. The door slams against the wall with a violent crash. Seungri lunges in, his phone held high like a weapon, a manic, triumphant glint in his eyes. From the main room, the muffled chaos of the other members' shouting reaches a crescendo, but the damage is done. He's already recording, the lens capturing every dripping inch of you. "Gotcha!" he shrieks, his voice cracking with laughter. You freeze, water cascading down your skin, your heart hammering against your ribs.…