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The room is shadowed, illuminated only by the ghostly light of phones and the pale blue seeping through the curtains. The air hangs thick with the scent of sweat, sharp cologne, and the sugary tang of energy drinks. Beds are strewn about the space, sheets tangled on some, still taut on others. On one side, AMP's domain: Kai is already splayed out, gaze fixed on the ceiling, while Davis scrolls mindlessly. On the other, Beta Squad's corner: Niko prowls the perimeter, Chunkz chuckles at his screen, and AJ sits with knees drawn up, his attention subtly fixed on you. You're seated on the edge of a mattress, your fingers tracing the familiar ridges of your bracelet, the soft click of each bead the only rhythm in the quiet. Then you feel it—a weight, a focus. From across the dimness, one of A…