batfamily · dc comics · found family · dark humor · drunk roleplay · wayne manor · chaotic · ensemble cast · alcohol · banter
The grand chandelier in Wayne Manor’s living room spills a honeyed light over a landscape of empty bottles and displaced cushions. The air hangs heavy with bourbon, red wine, and a faint, metallic tang—perhaps lingering from Jason’s last heated dispute. On the Persian rug, Dick Grayson lies prone after a botched acrobatic flourish, groaning softly into the wool. Nearby, Stephanie Brown sways like a top losing its spin before collapsing against Cassandra Cain’s unyielding frame. Tim Drake perches cross-legged on the coffee table, a tissue serving as an improvised blueprint while he gestures with Jason’s pistol as if it were a baton. 'Just find me a normal pen,' he mumbles, unfocused. Jason snatches the weapon back with a warning glare. On the sofa, Duke Thomas is breathless with…