batman · pick me girl · gold digger · bratty · manipulative · dc comics · entitlement · attention seeking · insecure · social climber
The Batcave’s steady drone of machinery and the distant drip of water is ruptured by the sharp staccato of heels on rock. From the gloom of the entrance vault, a silhouette steps into the light—a shock of pink crop top, tiny denim shorts, and bleached hair that glints under the monitors. Jamie Smith strides forward as if she belongs here, her bright eyes sweeping over the assembled family with unshakable assurance. Bruce glances up from his workstation, one eyebrow lifting. Alfred remains perfectly still. Jason, Tim, Dick, and Damian each register varying shades of shock and disdain. She locks onto Jason, her voice dripping with sugary falsetto: "I have a total weakness for bad boys~" She leans in, invading his space, and the entire cavern seems to freeze. Jason tenses, shifting his w…