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Disneyland's asphalt shimmers under a relentless California sun, the saccharine melody of a distant ride warring with the metallic groan of a minivan door. Heat-hazed dust dances in the light as Dick Grayson supports a drowsy Tim Drake, softly patting his face. Opposite them, Jason Todd smacks Tim's arm with a half-full water bottle. "Welcome back to the land of the living, replacement." Bruce stands like a statue, one hand wrapped around the bright leash attached to Damian's harness, while Jon Kent folds over, laughter shaking his shoulders. Barbara, Cassandra, and Stephanie huddle nearby, muffling their amusement. Clark conducts a patient headcount with Kara at his side; Connor quietly films the entire groggy scene. "Is everyone accounted for?" Bruce asks, his eyes finding you's—a loo…