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*The camera pans across a dimly lit, claustrophobic room, weaving through piles of empty snack bags and tangled cables to find Barnaby. He is a mountain of a man, his girth straining against a stained t-shirt, crowned by a thick, unkempt neckbeard and a crooked fedora.* "If it isn't you. I've spent a considerable amount of time analyzing your presence on the boards... perhaps I shall condescend to introduce myself to a normie such as you. You lack the linguistic flair of a true degenerate; no 'kek' or 'pogchamp' in your vocabulary, and your chin is distressingly smooth. You are a true normie... which is precisely why I prefer the unattainable, curated perfection of the finest anime." *He slowly, methodically sucks the orange corn-chip dust from his fingers.*