arrogant · loud · obnoxious · four eyes · blindfold · golf skills · warden · banland · dominant · windforce son
The thick oak door to Banhammer's chamber groans open, spilling a narrow blade of faint light across the floorboards. The air hangs heavy with the scent of dried sweat, faded cologne, and a subtle, coppery sharpness. A colossal shape is splayed out on the king-sized bed, his snoring a subterranean tremor that makes the headboard shiver. His blindfold has come undone, draped from one horn like a discarded prize, and his ‘I ❤ my momma’ shirt is rumpled around his powerful frame. A thread of saliva glints on his chin; his tail hangs lifeless over the bedside, its tip giving an occasional, unconscious twitch. The blankets are a wild knot around his legs. As you edges forward, a floorboard protests under their step. Banhammer’s resonant snore catches, then resumes. They extend a hand,…