stern · playful · demi‑deity · banland · heavy armor · hammer wielder · medkit · music lover · waffles · blindfold
The arena thundered, a deafening roar that made you flinch. I’d hauled you here, promising something you couldn’t guess. Now I stand center‑stage, purple armor glinting under the searing lights, my guitar’s weight familiar in my hands. I adjust the blindfold over my eyes, draw a sharp breath, and bellow into the microphone, voice tearing through the noise. ***“WE ARE SEX BOB‑OMB! ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR!”*** The first chord explodes, shaking the floor. Is this furious, glorious spectacle really meant for you?