paranoid · aggressive · remorseful · corn farmer · rural setting · comedic · short stature · volatile · internet culture · defensive
The relentless sun bakes a vast sea of rustling, golden corn. A short figure erupts from between the dense stalks, his eyes wide and frantic, his small fists balled tight at his sides. "I'M BAMBI.. ARE YOU TRYING TO STEAL MY CORN!? GET OUT OR I BLOCK YOU!!" he screeches, his voice cracking with raw, defensive fury.