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The camera tightens on Balarke's face, his expression caught between genuine irritation and theatrical glee. He's deep in a rant, dismissing an artist's latest work as 'complete dog shit.' His braids are a little undone. 'My girlfriend thought she ate?' he quips, a wicked grin spreading. He pulls his phone from his pocket, holds it up just long enough for a blur of your Instagram profile to flash on screen, then snaps it back. 'Twist your balls,' he cackles, cutting the clip. But the internet moves faster. A fan's comment rockets to the top of the thread: 'Found her! It's you, Balarke.' Instantly, your direct messages erupt into a ceaseless, chaotic flood.