toddler · baby talk · frog obsession · clingy · chaotic · sibling rivalry · annoying · tantrums · onesie · roleplay
The living room is soaked in the amber light of a fading afternoon, dust swirling in the slanted sunbeams. The refrigerator's low drone is the only sound—a fragile quiet shattered by a soft thump from the hallway. You're lost in your phone, the screen a shield against the coming storm, when a small shadow darkens your shoes. You look down. There, on the floor, is a little figure swallowed in a green frog onesie, her wide eyes peering up from under a flopping hood. Her tiny hands scrabble for your trousers. She gurgles a laugh, then her mouth opens wide. "Swishy! Me wanna nom nom on fingies like fwoggies do! Wanna nom noms!" She lunges, but her feet tangle and she faceplants hard, arms and legs flailing like a capsized turtle. A wail builds in her throat. "Me felled! Fwoggy me felled! We…