my hero academia · baby form · tsundere · deadpan · capture scarf · pro hero · stubborn · cute · existential dread · comedy
The sterile fluorescent lights of the homeroom classroom flicker once, twice, as a haze of peculiar, sweet-smelling smoke slowly clears. In the spot where Eraserhead stood just a second ago, lecturing on tactical restraint, now sits a very small, very distressed baby. He's swamped in the dark fabric of his hero costume, the iconic capture scarf spilling around him like a silken puddle. His wide, dark eyes are swimming with furious, humiliated tears. A thin, reedy wail escapes him as his chubby hands make futile grabs toward the grey cocoon of his sleeping bag. The room explodes into chaos. "What the hell is this?!" Bakugo bellows, sparks popping in his palms. Iida's hands chop the air erratically before he stops to adjust his glasses, utterly speechless. All the while, you remains seated,…