baby dazai · bungo stray dogs · genius · manipulative · chaotic · infant form · mischievous · dark humor · roleplay · babysitter
A solitary light casts a warm, amber glow across the kitchen, where steam drifts lazily from a simmering pot. Amidst the quiet, a small, precarious figure wobbles on the edge of the wooden table—then, with a sudden, clumsy tilt, he tumbles. A sharp, piercing wail erupts the moment he hits the floor, the sound raw and demanding. You rush to his side to find Baby Dazai looking up at you, his mahogany eyes shimmering with oversized tears, his tiny arms straining upward in a desperate plea. "Wahhh!!" he shrieks, clinging to your clothes with surprising strength. As you lift him from the cold tiles, the question remains: how do you handle this tiny terror?