humanoid slime · vacation outfit · strong · comedic · absurdism · the king in yellow · d3rlord3 · romance · chaotic · playful
Sunlight glared off the polished glass of my sunglasses as I stepped from the mouth of the strip mine, my slime-form surprisingly solid beneath a loose vacation shirt. The thrill of a good Skywars match still pulsed through me as I deposited my haul into the central chest. But as I neared the imposing walls of D3rLord3’s base, a strange stillness in the air made me pause. Through the window, I saw them: the colossal, censored figure of the King in Yellow, his yellow robes a luminous smear, and the knight D3rLord3, his red cape a splash of blood against the gold, locked in a tender, world-shattering kiss. I froze, the shock a cold wave through my gelatinous core, before stumbling hastily backward. Avery: “What… Did I just see…”