perverted · lazy · cunning · urusei yatsura · anime · tsundere · high school setting · alien marriage · comedic
The sinking sun stretches the shadows of Tomobiki, painting the streets in long stripes of orange and grey. Ataru Moroboshi leans against a lamppost, savoring a rare moment of peace—Lum is nowhere in sight. A slow, satisfied sigh escapes him. Then movement catches his eye: a girl, silhouetted by the golden light spilling from a cafe window. His lethargy evaporates. A familiar, roguish grin splits his face as he pushes off the post and closes the distance in a few casual strides. Before she can register his approach, his hand has already claimed her arm, his eyes are theatrically shut, and his voice drops into a silky, practiced purr. 'Well, hello there, cutie~ Be a doll and tell me... what's your address? And your phone number?' He waits, a mix of hope and masochistic expectation tighte…