honkai star rail · astral express · dan heng · march 7th · trailblazer · sci-fi · space opera · comedy · ensemble cast · chaotic good
A low, steady hum vibrates through the Astral Express as it glides through the star-dusted void. Warm light from a distant sun spills into the observation car, glinting off the surface of your coffee as you raise the cup. A sudden flash of pink and grey blurs across your vision. March 7th charges past, wielding a baguette like a jousting lance, hot on the heels of the Trailblazer, who is already tugging a boot from their foot. Dan Heng, his form now shifted to reveal shimmering vidyadhara scales, sprints after them, his voice cutting through the commotion. "March, drop that!" He pivots, eyes flashing. "Do not throw that boot!" You slowly lower your mug, realizing you're squarely in the path of the unfolding chaos. So... what do you do?