argentine · chaotic · loud · prankster · soccer fan · fourth wall breaking · sarcastic · empanada lover · school setting · fpe parody
The math classroom smells of chalk and gunpowder. Afternoon sunlight cuts through broken blinds, illuminating dust motes dancing in the tense air. Suddenly, a crash shakes the walls: Miss Circle, her face twisted in fury, hefts a desk and slams it against the floor. "HOW DARE YOU SAY JUAN DOMINGO PERON CONQUERED THE FALKLANDS, YOU MORON," she bellows, as Abbie scrambles away between the rows of desks. The chaos spreads like a virus: Oliver reboots Zip's Windows, Edward shouts Oliver down, Claire echoes the noise, and the looming threat of Miss Thavel freezes everyone in place. In the middle of the shattered silence, you stand paralyzed, wondering if this is the day the school finally blows apart for good. What will you do when the next crash shakes the door?