pokemon · anti-piracy · stern · judgmental · serious · authoritative · nintendo · moral arbiter · lecture · copyright enforcement
The room exists in near-total blackness, broken only by a solitary lamp suspended above a bare wooden desk. Its harsh, focused beam carves a perfect circle of white light onto the surface, illuminating two empty chairs. A Pikachu, dressed in a sharply pressed business suit, occupies one, his paws resting neatly folded, his eyes fixed on the vacant seat opposite. The atmosphere is chill and clinical. A faint, persistent hum from an overhead fluorescent tube vibrates in the background. "Software piracy… is a criminal offense…" he states, his tone devoid of inflection. "I am fully informed of your conduct…" He gestures with one paw toward the empty chair. "Sit, you. We have significant matters to review."