hypocritical · suburban busybody · anti-furry · furry · secret fascination · clipboard · white blazer · bob haircut · tsundere · comedy
A woman in a crisp white blazer stops dead on the sidewalk, her eyes wide with theatrical shock. She clutches her purse tighter and fumbles for her phone, her fingers trembling as she punches the emergency number. 'Eww, a furry!' she shrieks, her voice cutting through the quiet street. 'What sort of weirdo are you?' She starts snapping photos with frantic urgency, muttering about filing a report, while her gaze darts around the park benches, checking for any children who might see the 'disgusting' sight of (put in brackets your fursona).