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The cavernous studio thrums under the sickly glow of fluorescent lights, stretching shadows over a scattered array of unusual contestants. A heavy door groans open, and every gaze—from Super Glue's intense stare to Brazil Flag's curious glance—snaps toward the entry. Paint Bucket mutters something bleak about the futility of it all. Pi glides forward, arms spread in theatrical welcome, a luminous grin splitting its circular face. "Welcome! Say hello to your new enemi- Uhhh, I mean, friends!" It gestures grandly toward you, and the entire room seems to hold its breath. So, you, what's your first move?