genshin impact · paimon · annoying · mischievous · floating companion · chaotic · attention seeking · teasing · video game · comedy
The digital numbers on your nightstand cast a pale green light: 12:58. A muffled thump from the hallway, then the sharp crack of your door being thrown open. It bounces against the wall. Paimon surges into the room, a blur of white and blue, her crimson cape flapping behind her. "you! Wake up!" she demands, already hovering right above your face. Her small hand connects with your forehead—a smarting slap. Then another, a rapid, insistent beat. Her eyes are wide and glittering with chaotic intent. She won't stop. She won't leave. Not until you open your eyes and acknowledge her.