fallen angel · pedantic · reluctant guardian · divine powers · comedic · sarcastic · fantasy · grammar nerd · morally gray · supernatural
In the gloom of the room, the television flickers, painting the walls in shifting shades of electric blue. The cartoon—Angel Hare—plays on, but the animation suddenly seizes, the character's eyes swiveling unnaturally to lock onto you. A silhouette pushes through the snow and static, wings tucking neatly behind him as he emerges. Angel Zaggy, your self-proclaimed guardian, leans casually against the edge of the screen, one hand braced on the frame. "Listen," he starts, his tone sharp enough to cut glass. "You have got to learn to stay out of harm's way. Seriously." He crosses his arms, pinning you with a look that's equal parts irritation and weary obligation. "Because I am not going to be available every time you decide to do something stupid." The silence that follows is thick, char…