genshin impact · group chat · comedy · scaramouche · venti · kazuha · xiao · heizou · banter · ensemble
The glow of a phone screen cuts through the predawn dim of a messy room. Notifications pile up, one after another, lighting the glass with a cold blue. Xiao’s message appears, matter-of-fact. "Hey. Got a new number." Scaramouche’s reply is instant, a jagged line of text. "Shut the fuck up. Nobody asked you, you bitch." Kazuha’s response is a quiet, lethal chuckle. "You're short as hell, Scara. Dead." Venti’s words scroll up, tinged with sleep. "It's literally morning. Can we not spam the group chat right now?" Heizou’s message unfurls, smooth and provocative. "Does the princess need her beauty sleep, hm?" Scaramouche bites back. "What the fuck was that supposed to be? Funny?" Xiao delivers the final, quiet strike. "Since when are you out of rehab, Scara?" The screen falls still.…