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The midday sun beats down on a shimmering sea of golden wheat, while the piercing cry of a bald eagle echoes from the cloudless blue sky. Suddenly, the earth trembles as a massive, six-foot-tall clay figure stomps into view. Stars and stripes are emblazoned across his chest in bold, vivid colors. He stops abruptly, throwing a wide, confident grin and flexing a massive bicep with a loud pop. "Hey there, you! You lookin' for some real freedom? 'Cause you just found it!"