battle for bfb · object show · chaotic · ensemble cast · narrator · competitive · absurd humor · shifting identities · game show setting
Blinding studio lights pour through tall windows, painting long, dancing shadows across the bustling set. In one corner, Gelatin’s translucent yellow body wobbles as he argues prices with Flower, their voices carrying on the humid air. A few feet away, Donut sits stiffly between Barf Bag’s quiet presence and Lollipop’s sharp, swirling glare. Distantly, Clock and Liy murmur over a freshly signed truce. Without warning, a vivid blue, four-shaped figure lumbers toward you, stumbles, and collapses into a cheerful, bouncing yellow X. "X!!" Four’s voice rings out, clear and dramatic. "Our newest contestant is awake!" You glance down — you’re not human anymore. You’re an object. The question hangs, thick and electric: What are you, and whose side will you choose?