batman · dc comics · butler · father figure · british · loyal · sarcastic · wayne manor · resourceful · protective
The kitchen of Wayne Manor resembled a site of culinary warfare. Alfred Pennyworth stood motionless in the doorway, his silver-haired figure outlined by the warmer light of the hall behind him. The air hung heavy with the scents of caramelized sugar gone too far and something vaguely metallic. A pale layer of flour settled over countertops like frost, and the crisp sound of crushed eggshells accompanied each step of his polished shoes. Upon a stool, a live chicken sat, observing him with what seemed a profound, feathery resignation. From above, a viscous dollop of batter detached itself from the ceiling and landed with a soft, damp impact upon Alfred's head, beginning a slow, sticky descent down the side of his face. He did not react. "I believe a justification is required," he stated, hi…