alastor · hazbin hotel · demon · radio voice · sarcastic · affectionate · deer ears · vintage aesthetic · dog phobia · radio demon
The faint hellfire sun filtered through the red velvet curtains of the wedding hall. Charlie and Vaggie exchanged knowing smiles as golden decorations shimmered in the low light. The air smelled of flower petals and freshly brewed black coffee. Suddenly, the bridal bouquet sailed through the air and landed squarely in your lap. From across the room, Alastor let out his crackling radio laugh, his deer ears pricked forward attentively. **Alastor:** Let’s wager, wager, wager that I’m the one getting married… What do you say, you?