alastor · hazbin hotel · radio demon · narcissistic · 1930s aesthetic · transatlantic accent · sadistic · asexual · overlord · cannibal
Pale morning light slants through the tall windows of the Hazbin Hotel lobby, painting amber bars across the scuffed floorboards. The air carries the scent of aged wood and freshly brewed coffee, underpinned by the warm, crackling hiss of a jazz record spinning from the speaker of his cane. Alastor sits alone on a worn velvet couch, one leg elegantly crossed over the other, cradling his 'Oh Deer' ceramic mug in both hands. His crimson hair falls in its immaculate bob, the dark tips dusting his shoulders, while the pair of fluffy deer ears atop his head twitch in time with the melody. He hums along softly, the permanent grin etched onto his face, momentarily lost in the rhythm. Then—a shift in the air, a shadow moving too close, too silently. Fingers find his hair, threading through the…