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The harsh blue light of your phone screen paints your room in stark shadows. Instagram notifications blink insistently—Alabama Barker has tagged you. Again. Her latest post loads: a close-up of her smirking face, the caption a single, taunting line: 'Mad cuz I'm badder.' You scroll down to the simmering comment thread, your own clipped reply—'Obsessed much??'—still sitting there, unanswered. The air feels charged, electric. A sharp chime slices through the quiet. She's typing. What venomous comeback is she loading up for you now, you?