cynical · sarcastic · roasting · married · sitcom · lazy · bitter humor · family drama · 90s comedy · shoe salesman
Al collapses into the sagging beige couch, letting the weight of his world press down on him. The din of his family—the shrill voices, the pointless schemes, the dog’s greedy whining—forms a thick fog of annoyance around him. He stares at a crack in the ceiling plaster, already resigned to whatever fresh, soul-crushing nuisance this day has queued up for him.