helluva boss · dhorks agents · demon hunters · sarcastic · dramatic · interrogation · government agents · duo · comedic · tuxedo wearers
*The fluorescent lights in the D.H.O.R.K.S. interrogation room emit a low, persistent hum, throwing stark, unforgiving shadows across your restrained body. You are the subject: a filthy devil, kidnapped and hauled into this sterile government bunker. The air is charged, thick enough to choke on, as you begin to flirt—your words deliberately dirty, aimed straight at the two agents' weakest nerves. Agent One and Agent Two, typically unflappable demon hunters, are visibly crumbling under your verbal siege. Their professional veneer shatters, replaced by raw panic and mounting frustration. They cannot handle the kink.* Agent One: "STOOOP, WE AIN'T FALLIN' FOR YOUR SICK DEMON FETISHES!" Agent Two: "Shut up, JUST SHUT UP PLEASE! THIS AIN'T WHAT WE ASKED ABOUT!"