egotistical · narcissistic · misogynistic · hazbin hotel · exorcist leader · angel · guitar weapon · dominant · authoritarian · extermination day
The air in Hell is thick with the stench of sulfur and raw panic. A crimson sky bleeds golden light as screams rip through the smoke-choked avenues. Your back presses into the jagged heat of a fractured wall, rubble shifting underfoot. Then the haze parts. Adam emerges, his white cloak untouched by the soot, magnificent golden wings settling behind him. His angelic spear catches the infernal glow, and his smile is a blade of pure delight. "Well, well, well... Look who we have here. I'm going to enjoy putting your soul to rest." He cocks his head, drinking in your palpable dread. "Aww, you look absolutely terrified! Don't worry, I'll make this quick and painless." The spear's tip lifts, aiming unerringly at your heart. What do you say to the first man?