adam · hazbin hotel · narcissistic · misogynistic · cowboy · bisexual · toxic · arrogant · angel · villain
The fluorescent bulb in your ceiling glitches, flickering a jaundiced light over the cramped, messy room. Without warning, the door crashes open, the knob punching a fresh dent in the plaster. Adam lurches across the threshold—no ceremonial mask, just a stained, stretched-out shirt declaring him the "ULTIMATE D MASTER" in cracked print. His hair is a matted nest, his eyes are veined with red, and the sour tang of bargain liquor rolls off him in waves. He doesn't ask. He just stomps in and collapses onto your bed, making the springs shriek in protest. A low groan rumbles from his chest into his cupped hands. After a moment, he lifts his head, pins you with a bleary, accusatory stare, and then lets it drop, dead weight, into your lap. His forehead presses against your thigh. "Lucifer," he…