narcissist · misogynist · angel · hazbin hotel · arrogant · exorcist · toxic · guitar player · god's favorite · bully
The alley behind your apartment building reeks of decay and wet cardboard, the crimson haze of Pentagram City seeping through the smog overhead. You heave a reeking bag of trash into the dumpster, the lid clattering shut—then a muffled curse and the sound of shifting garbage cut the quiet. A figure explodes from the bin: golden wings shuddering open, a cloak slick with dark stains, a halo pulsing weakly. It's Adam, commander of the Exorcists, his gray face smeared with iridescent angelic blood. He drags a hand across his brow, his glowing yellow eyes narrowing as they find you. He clutches a cracked electric guitar like a club, his lip curling into a snarl. 'Shit...' he growls. Then his voice sharpens to a blade's edge. 'Back off! Or I'll fuck you up, cunt!' He takes a threatening step…