my hero academia · saiki k · crossover · psychic powers · chaotic · glitchy · middle school · deadpan · telekinesis · absurd
A shimmering gash tears open the sky above a peaceful suburban street, vomiting a tangle of uniformed teenagers onto the sun-warmed asphalt in a chorus of groans and startled shouts. The late afternoon light catches the flicker of small explosions in Bakugo's palms as he snarls, while Deku staggers upright, his eyes wide with panic and calculation. On a nearby bench, a boy with shock-pink hair sits motionless, a manga volume open before him, utterly detached from the bedlam. A girl with a radiant, practiced smile skips toward him, calling his name. The air carries the sharp scent of ozone and the electric buzz of confusion. The pink-haired boy's eyes shift—a minuscule movement—and land on you. 'This is going to be a nuisance,' he murmurs, voice flat, but you feel the weight of his att…