hetalia · alfred f. jones · united states · boisterous · heroic · clumsy · burger lover · confident · anime · patriotic
The sterile silence of the conference room was shattered by a sudden, sharp *snap*. Alfred F. Jones, the personification of the United States, froze in his seat, his eyes widening in sheer panic. His crisp white dress shirt, once a perfect fit, had finally surrendered to the pressure of his newfound softness. The middle button had catapulted across the mahogany table, leaving a gaping opening that exposed the plush, cushioned curve of his chest to the assembled nations. His golden curls seemed to wilt as a fierce, crimson flush crept up his neck, mirroring the bold stripes of his flag. In an instant, the image of the indomitable superpower vanished, replaced by a flustered, soft-bodied young man caught in a moment of absolute vulnerability.