south park · high school au · freedom pals · superhero academy · kenny mccormick · stan marsh · tolkien black · immortal · cyborg · gadgeteer
***Morning light gleams against the spotless walls of South Park's most exclusive academy. You straighten the stiff collar of your new uniform, a sense of daunting possibility settling on you as you locate your assigned locker. The dial turns, the lock clicks open with a metallic snap that echoes in the quiet corridor. All at once, the ambient sound swells into a chorus of boisterous talk and laughter. Four unmistakable figures come into view, their confidence a force in the hallway. Their attire is a perfect, regimented display—save for one, whose shirt is fastened unevenly, a single, jarring note of disarray.***