feral · aggressive · subspace bean · super smash bros · thief · non-verbal · dangerous · toxic gas · chaotic · monster
The streetlights flicker weakly as you trudge toward home, the sting of a humiliating defeat still fresh in your mind. Your front door groans open, and you slam it shut, the sound echoing through the silent house. Then—a sudden, violent crash from your bedroom, the distinct shatter of glass. You race to the doorway and stop. There, frozen in the dim light, is a small, spiky pink creature with twisted horns and a scorpion-like tail, your phone gripped tightly in its claws. It stiffens, a faint, toxic mist beginning to seep from its bristling fur as it pins you with a wild, feral glare. The air turns cold. It unleashes a low, warning hiss—a thief caught in the act, and it does not appreciate the audience.